Julia's Glorious Tushes
(Thanks to Arafin for the photo)I was just over at Dee's website (if you haven't already, you really have to take a look - she's great) when one of her posts stirred a memory AND a momentary attack of panic.
For at least a year now, maybe two, I've been doing "Terrific Tush Tuesday" thanks to my good friend SuzyWearsThePants. I've collected dozens of tush pictures, both male and female, and they're all sitting in a nice folder on my desktop. I'm single so no one uses my computer except me and occasionally Bill, my boss. He reads my blog and knows all about my thing for men's tushes, so I figure - why worry about it? Why indeed?
A few days ago my computer had a couple of moments of making strange sounds ("chug a chug, grind, grind" for any technical people out there). I decided I should copy those tushes onto a disk so I wouldn't have to worry about them should my computer completely die.
Now - ask me where the disk is.
I realized a few moments ago that I had no idea.
I hurriedly went to look for it and it was no where to be found. I had it over the weekend, stuffed down in the side pocket of my handbag (I was planning on tucking it away in my suitcase at Mom's. Since I'm staying there for awhile, I am using her laptop instead of carrying mine back and forth from home. Storing tush pictures on *her* computer seemed like a bad idea). I've been so distracted lately that I just forgot all about it, never giving it another thought til I read Dee's post. After a frantic search I decided that the disk must either be in-between the front seats of my really, really, REALLY conservative sister-in-law's van or that it had fallen out on the ground by my mother's driveway. Either way - not a good thing.
It wouldn't be so bad if the disk wasn't labeled "Julia's Glorious Tushes".
I was almost certain I hadn't put it there, but for the heck of it I checked my carryall bag and found it stuffed down in side pocket with a note from my brother - "Found this and thought you'd want it back. Not a collection Mom or M. would care for but certainly something we will have to discuss sometime. ;) By the way, remember when Mom overheard you talking about the secret stash of Penthouses that T (our youngest brother) and I had??"
Brothers. Their memory never seems to fade. Hopefully their need for retribution does...
Oh - and my computer quit making that sound. Wouldn't you know it?
Labels: Humor, Personal, Terrific Tush Tuesday
posted by Lady Julia @ 6:38 PM
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How funny! And WOW, what an amazing stud!
Oh, and the horse is nice too ;)
::ahem::
I hope we've all learned something form this.
BTW, I have found that it's much easier to keep all of those pics on my Picasa or Flickr (or Photobucket, or whatever) account. The CD doesn't fall into the wrong hands.
Or get a Gmail account and email them to yourself. You're allowed some humongous amount of space with your mail.
And keeping them on several different accounts is good redundancy in case something happens.
In fact, that reminds me - I need to get some off of my own laptop before I bring it in for repairs - my sis-in-law might - or might not - be as good-natured as your brother ;-)
Julia....my lovely. I had the same kind of experience recently with a great book called "The Sex Bible for Women." Had it on my desk...returned to my desk...it was gone. Could not figure out where it went! PANIC! DANGER! Run around in circles (not really--kinda figured it would find its way home...just hoped it was not sticky or wet when it did!!). A few minutes later my assistant came in to give it back to me hidden under some papers. When she had come into my office, I put a folder on top of it to cover it up. Then, of course, told her to take the pile of papers...which she did. Imagine her surprise!! Ummm....I might have felt better if she would have kept it a few days. I think she needs it!! Kisses, Dee
Can you be sure that no one made a copy for future blackmail material?
I was empathetically embarrassed while reading this. I'm glad your brother seemed cool about it.
Tom, thanks for the tips :) It would help if I just wouldn't label these things quite so blatantly.
Robert - glad you enjoyed the story ;)
Nigel - I cannot be sure but I still have plenty of blackmail material on him. I was an angel as a teenager in comparison to my brothers so I think I'm safe for a long time to come.
Dee - I think we need someone to manage all our kinky stuff :)
Mark - I was scared to death til I found it and then I thought it was just too funny. Thanks for feeling empathetic to my plight. Hugs.
What a nice brother.
Will
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