Blame it on Charles Schultz

RooRoo from the FetishLore.com message board wrote:
"There are lots of theories out there that explain why we're into the things we're into. Some say we were abused as kids, or didn't get much attention, didn't have clear boundaries, or that we're simply emotionally disturbed, etc.
But I know the truth, the real underlying reason why we have these proclivities.
Peanuts.
Peppermint Patty wore birkenstocks, and was always hanging out with her "friend" Marcie. Peppermint Patty had a boyish voice and was a real tomboy. Marcie always called Peppermint Patty "Sir". It's obvious they were in a lesbian d/s relationship. Lucy? She became a domme. Linus was into adult baby play, even going so far as to carry around his blankie. We were exposed to this from a young age, and it planted a seed in our heads. So the next time you're tied down, gagged, and getting fucked by a woman with a strap-on, or straddling someone's face, cutting off their air while you get off, be sure to thank Charles Schultz."
Labels: Humor



3 Comments:
ROFLMAO!!!!
That was damn amusing!
Thanks! :)
Aradia
Lady Julia, i will never look at charlie brown comics the same way again.. and i believe You may be right..hehe
Yours, art
Just when I was stating to feel good about myself. My favorite Peanuts character was Pig Pen! What does this say about me? Am I secretely into being dirty? I dislike being physically dirty. I really do. And I don't like flies, either.
I'm going to go take a shower now. And I'm never going to read Peanuts again!
Arrrggghhhhh...........
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