Tom's Friend Jerry

Tom Allen shared this on FetishLore.com and I thought it funny (and cringe-worthy).

That reminds me of my friend Jerry. He went to the doctor suffering from severe headaches... After a thorough examination, the doctor turned to him and said "Jerry the good news is I can cure your head aches, the bad news is that it will require castration! You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, which in turn creates these serious headaches you've been experiencing. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Jerry was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to have the op.

When he eventually left hospital, he was pleasantly surprised at how good it felt not to have a headache for the first time in 20 years.
As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a fresh start & live a new life. Seeing a mens clothing store, he thought a new suit would be the perfect thing to mark this new beginning.

He entered the shop and told the salesman "I'd like a new suit please"

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said "Lets see...size 44 long?"

"Thats right, how did you know?" said Jerry laughing

"I've been in the business 60 years!" replied the tailor

Jerry tried on the suit, which fitted like a glove.

As he admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked "How about a new shirt as well?" He looked at Jerry again and said "34 sleeve and 16 1/2 neck?"

Once again Jerry was surprised..."Thats right, how did you know?"

"Like I said...60 years in the business!"

He tried on the new shirt, a perfect fit. As he adjusted the collar, the salesman asked "How about new shoes?"

Jerry was enjoying this experience, so thought, why not?

So the salesman eyed Jerry's feet..."Lets see...size 9 1/2 wide?"

Again Jerry was amazed "How did you know?"

"Well young fella, I've been in the business long enough to know these things!"

Jerry tried on the shoes and found they fitted perfectly. As he strolled around the shop the salesman asked "So that only leaves the new underwear...how about it?"

Jerry agreed, to carry on....a complete new me, he thought.

The salesman stepped back, eyed Jerry's waist & said "Let's see....size 36?"

"Ah ha! Wrong there, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old!"

The salesman shook his head, "There's no way I'm ever wrong, you can't wear a size 34"

"Oh yes I can" replied Jerry, "and have been most of my life!"

"I don't understand", said the tailor, "By my reckoning, a size 34 underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."


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