Memory Lane

Earlier we were talking in my YahooGroup about the qualities a Dom/me should possess. I so agree with those who mentioned that a sense of humor is a must.
As you can imagine, things don't always go perfectly when you're doing kinky things. I remember once in a previous relationship we were staying in a hotel room and we'd forgotten to put the "do not disturb" sign on the door. Our first mistake. Then that morning after he'd gone across the hall to get some ice for my diet soda he failed to secure the privacy bolt when he came back in. The final (and biggest mistake) was deciding to stay another night. We called down to tell the front desk to charge another night to the credit card but apparently the housekeeping service didn't receive that info and thus thought the room was empty (I know you see where this is going).
We were having a grand time playing - he was tied to the bed with some silk scarves and was covered in chocolate syrup. I was straddling his legs licking chocolate syrup off his tummy working my way up to his chest when the door opened and the maid walked in. She looked at him, then me, winked, and walked back out.
We laughed for 10 minutes.
Then, we thought about what we COULD have been doing and laughed a little more ;)
Labels: Humor



3 Comments:
I admit I admire you are not afraid to admit that you think something totally vanilla is kinky. Doesn't every couple play around with chocolate syrup and scarves?
It's great to laugh at times like this... what else can you do? I remember getting caught in the park when I was laid back in the driver's seat with my zipper down and being teased to a wonder big O by my Lady. And opening my eyes to find a smiling jogger at my window. He just waved and trotted off...
I admit that I admire that you are so kinky that you have to fall back on vanilla in order to keep things interesting.
Vanilla is the new kink!
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