HOW TO MEET A DOMME - WHAT NOT TO SAY

August 27, 2005


Him:  "Hello Lady Julia.  I want to be your hypnotized slave."  Seven words that make me cringe.
Me:  "But you don't even know me."

Him:  "What's wrong?  Don't you want slaves?" 
Me:  "But I don't even know you."

Him:  "But I'm submissive.  I want to serve you.  You're a powerful HypnoDomme and I need to serve you."
Me:  "No thank you.  I don't hypnotize people I don't know." Closing the IM window.  It opens again.

Him:  "I said I'm submissive.   I want to submit to you."
Me:  "Ok, fine.  Get down on the floor, flap your arms and waddle.  Then begin quacking like a duck."

Him:  "A duck?  But that is ridiculous."  Oh, like asking to serve a total stranger and be hypnotized by her isn't?
Me:  "You said you wanted to submit."

Him:  "I don't want to submit that way.  I want you to hypnotize me."  Closing the IM window again.  It opens yet again.

Him:  "Hello?  Hello?  I want to submit to you.  Are you there? Hello?"

Sound ridiculous?  I copied it straight from a chat log from earlier, changing only the names.  (According to this guy's profile, he was a 50 year old attorney from Illinois.)  Since I'd share some thoughts earlier in the week regarding How to Meet a Domme: What To Say, I thought you might find this amusing.